Post by Daniele D. on Jan 21, 2010 23:12:57 GMT -5
Hello everyone, I know a lot of you are surprised that I won, but I’m not because this goes to show that nice people can win, not evil cuntosaurs like Bea who is hopefully going to get evicted this week because she sucks and she is rude and mean and she probably has a dick, so just everyone knows she is my target this week, anyways I should start giving out keys because it’s my duty as HOH. I hope everyone respects my decisions and I want everyone to know that I based them in three things:
1. Looks. 2. Social stance towards me. 3. The way you dress.
I know it sounds shallow but I’m so not a shallow person, I just think if you are ugly and you can’t dress you are a failure at life.
Anyways my first key is going to someone who showed me that being ugly doesn’t mean you can’t dress nicely and who has amazing social skills and managed to charm her way to my heart:
Kathreya
My second key is going to someone who is hot, knows how to dress and talks to me constantly:
Alex
My third key is going to someone who needs to learn how to shower because underneath all that dirt there’s a chance she could be pretty:
Natalie
Then my fourth key is for someone who is cute and has an amazing name and seems to know how to dress:
Dino.
Next someone who with a boojob might look less like a pig, but she has been social, so…
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[/img]1. Looks. 2. Social stance towards me. 3. The way you dress.
I know it sounds shallow but I’m so not a shallow person, I just think if you are ugly and you can’t dress you are a failure at life.
Anyways my first key is going to someone who showed me that being ugly doesn’t mean you can’t dress nicely and who has amazing social skills and managed to charm her way to my heart:
Kathreya
My second key is going to someone who is hot, knows how to dress and talks to me constantly:
Alex
My third key is going to someone who needs to learn how to shower because underneath all that dirt there’s a chance she could be pretty:
Natalie
Then my fourth key is for someone who is cute and has an amazing name and seems to know how to dress:
Dino.
Next someone who with a boojob might look less like a pig, but she has been social, so…
Michele.
The next person has humiliated me a couple of times but promised to change, so…
Dad.
Next is a couple who already seemed to have had sex so I didn’t separate them…
Bez and...
Autumn.
Only one key left.
*camera zooms in on Amber (
), Bea and Will.
Here, don’t cry.
Which means my nominees are Will and Bea.
Bea, you are trying too hard to be a bitch and you annoy the crap out of me, you are also ugly and I’m still confused of your gendre.
Will, you never talked to me, not even once so that’s really annoying, not only that but you are also old and not really good-looking and I find it kind of lame that you are trying to flirt with poor Amber and make her think she is pretty when we all know she looks like a big headed fish.
Anyways that’s it. Bye
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*smokes* Thanks for my key.
